Quite frankly, Frank - words and no images a dull wotsit do make. In the interest of continued sanity I present imagery of the non imaginary nature. Collected, collated and culled from recent wanderings into places where there be welcome and sometimes even a game, here we are in some of our glory.
Scant return for many weeks in the outback, but there's more you know!
The very final one, by the way, is of a diversionary nature, but represents a sport with far bigger balls and much more green stuff to whack 'em about on! It is also great fun to play - and very, very addictive